Anonywitch has it right although to a number of people I’ve responded to #13 ‘No you can’t you perv, even if i did dance naked under the moonlight’ although it entirely depends on who I’m talking to lol.
Week 9 (E): etiquette (and the snarky responses you’re likely to receive from me should you ask me these questions)
The following are some things you shouldn’t say to a pagan, particularly one you’ve just met. I’ve heard them all before, so no, you’re not as original as you think you are. Mostly this is just an excuse to do a snarky gif post. I ❤ gifs.
1) “Do you really fly on a broom?”
Yes. I also expect to be crushed by a falling house in about 5 years. Everything the movies say about witches is true.
2) “You’re going to hell.”
3) “Do your parents know? Are they ok with you being a witch?”
Yes. Mom actually read quite a few of the books I read in the early years, but she encouraged me to explore my spirituality. She raised me reading Greek and Roman mythology, so my interest in…
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